Kyle's Mom Is a Stupid Bitch
(in D-minor)
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Mr Garrison:
Ok children, I'm really having a hard time with our Christmas play. The new law states we can't sing any songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus.
Cartman:
Thanks to Kyle's mother.
Kyle:
Shut up Cartman!
Mr. Garrison:
So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs? [pause] Yes, Eric?
Cartman:
How about we sing "Kyle's Mom Is a Stupid Bitch" in D-minor?
Kyle:
I told you not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman!
Cartman:
[sarcastic] Oh..hoh!
Cartman singing:
Well...Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Kyle:
Shut up, Cartman!
Mr. Hankey:
Hidey ho.
Kyle:
Mr. Hankey!
Cartman singing:
Mondays she's a bitch, on Tuesdays she's a bitch, on Wednesdays and Saturday's she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king-kong mega mega piece of [shit].
Mr. Hankey:
Golly, that isn't very nice. I'd sure like to teach him a lesson.
Cartman singing:
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, and she's a stupid bitch.
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.
Kyle's mom...is a...b i t c h...cha..